In the first of what is sure to be many many posts, whvgolf.com shares a submission of an indictment form by our most openly unhinged member


Submitted at 00:10 on 17 October

The charge: Rocky The Cat left his trolley bag in the luggage hall of BHX, then exited through customs. He realised his mistake in the car park, rushed back through the no exit sign and nearly got arrested. A BHX tattooed munter promised his bag in 20minutes, which was an hour and a half ago. Same munter is now chasing. No sign. So 2hours after landing me & Huge are still here. With work in 5 hours.

The accused: Marty the Cat

Suggested Rehabilitation: Redacted

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