Player Name: Arran Brown
Also Known As: Ron, Ronnie
Society Position: Official Low Man, unofficial Chief Mutineer
Joined the Tour in:
Bio: The measure of the man is visible when the members off 28 handicap look scared when he stands on the first tee. A prodigious hitter off the tee, a silky mid iron game, with the deftest of short games make this man still a danger off scratch. Rarely goes away empty handed from an event, he needs to make more of the minors and majors to challenge for the overall tour prize. Surely a club team match or even a county match is not as important as ‘The Gibbon’ and it’s associated ranking points. The members of the society are looking forward to the next Ash/Brown wager. Wether it be golf/cards/throwing stones at fish in a pond, it is all welcomed with anticipation.
Ron’s own email signature reads:
Disciplinary Issues: Party to the ‘Sharking’ Incident at the 09 Presidents, for which he was fined one Motown Bolton
Strengths: Good at Golf
Weaknesses: Playing off scratch does him no favours against the streaky high handicappers
What’s in the Bag?: Only the best for Ron – I bet he’s got a Scotty Cameron like the TD
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