Player Name: Paul Milmoremillers

Also Known As: Millers, Milko, Godfather of Ibiza, Wolfspider

Society Position: Actually, still the Players Rep

Joined the Tour in: the beginning

Bio:

Actually one of the better golfers on tour, takes his game seriously (he’s had lessons) and has some talent. Unfortunately, this talent is undermined by his determination to create mischief. At some point, the great Wolfspider debacle video will be shared here. A notorious deviant, with stories too numerous and too scandalous to share here.

Watching Paul play, you are generally struck by one thing – he is galactically slow  and given to a ridiculous number of waggles and false starts as part of his swing – and he is very prone to spraying it right.

[Old Bio] An interesting character is ‘Millers’. Quick witted and never short of a one liner. Had the audacity to question the clubs handicapping system at the seasons opener as he walked away with a big W on the result sheet. Also questioned the distribution of prize funds – but in fairness this happened before the first ball was struck in anger. A proud father and committed family man, it would undoubtedly give him great pleasure to show his first born the yellow jersey placed on his back. Methodical on the course, but it’s not how – but how many! If family committments allow him the space to play this year he could be a top contender come the end of the road – one to watch.

Disciplinary Issues:

Victories: 2008 Gibbon, 2012 Spittle, 2012 Brissle Half, 2012 Presidents, 2013 Spittle, 2014 Skins

Hulk Victories: Despite being a big hitter, Millers has never won the Big Dog in 41 attempts

Nearest-the-Pin Victories: Also, despite being a low handicapper, only once has he sharked

Strengths: Self Confidence, rigging the groups at the skins

Weaknesses: Over confidence, pregnant dwarf milking and pumping short films

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