Where’s the Heat? Which are the personal battles to watch out for?
The player profiles allow society members to name their WHV Nemesis – they player they view as a supervillan, the one that always just beats them, or annoys them the most.
For ease of understanding these petty differences, a quick reference table is below
If you can’t be arsed to update your profile, use the form below and the table will get updated when I get the chance.
|Player||Nemesis||Named as Nemesis By||Why?|
|Noz||Bacon||Simon||Because he’s the slowest player on the tour|
|Bacon||Noz||Bacon||No reason given – personal enmity?|
|Idiot||Pedro||Everyone||Because he annoys the shit out of him|
|Spike||Gibbon||Spike||He looks like a monkey with a penis resembling a shrivelled prawn.|
|Idiot||Prof Ash||Rob||because he’s fucking annoying. Whether he is putting on a fucking glove, or trying something ridiculous with a fucking fish slice, or a fucking power draw…he is just fucking annoying. Nothing personal though Pete…|
|Pedro||Rob||Pedro||Idiot Rob’s jealous of pedro’s golf shoes.|
|Rob||Noz||Rob||Idiot Rob’s jealous of Noz’s luvly golf swing.|
|Greggers||Showelly||?||Showelly is Greggers’ nemesis. He just can’t stop thinking about him whilst making love to George.|
|Ron||The WHV Board||Ron||Because of the farce surrounding playing a course in the same week as a major. What a joke, it’s not like Tiger ever plays a practice round – right! Er just off to get a bottle of Port…|
As you will note, some of the suggestions might not be geniune.