Where’s the Heat? Which are the personal battles to watch out for?
The player profiles allow society members to name their WHV Nemesis – they player they view as a supervillan, the one that always just beats them, or annoys them the most.
For ease of understanding these petty differences, a quick reference table is below
If you can’t be arsed to update your profile, use the form below and the table will get updated when I get the chance.
| Player | Nemesis | Named as Nemesis By | Why? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Noz | Bacon | Simon | Because he’s the slowest player on the tour |
| Bacon | Noz | Bacon | No reason given – personal enmity? |
| Idiot | Pedro | Everyone | Because he annoys the shit out of him |
| Spike | Gibbon | Spike | He looks like a monkey with a penis resembling a shrivelled prawn. |
| Idiot | Prof Ash | Rob | because he’s fucking annoying. Whether he is putting on a fucking glove, or trying something ridiculous with a fucking fish slice, or a fucking power draw…he is just fucking annoying. Nothing personal though Pete… |
| Pedro | Rob | Pedro | Idiot Rob’s jealous of pedro’s golf shoes. |
| Rob | Noz | Rob | Idiot Rob’s jealous of Noz’s luvly golf swing. |
| Greggers | Showelly | ? | Showelly is Greggers’ nemesis. He just can’t stop thinking about him whilst making love to George. |
| Ron | The WHV Board | Ron | Because of the farce surrounding playing a course in the same week as a major. What a joke, it’s not like Tiger ever plays a practice round – right! Er just off to get a bottle of Port… |
As you will note, some of the suggestions might not be geniune.
