I’m not the first, and it won’t be the last time that anyone uses that particular joke
Here is a message from Sponsor and Players Rep Mr Brown
Here is the list of players, timings and details for the most eagerly awaited event since the Captain’s Matchplay Event…..
13 Confirmed Players:
The Players Rep, The President, The Captain, The TD, The Web Donk, Noz, Coops, Pal O Onions, Bacon, Brucey, Ads, Austhuizen & Millers.
Please all bring with you £35 in cash which is payable directly to The Players Rep and covers the green fee, coffee, bacon roll and entry fee.
The idea of the skins event is a ‘shoot at flags’ scenario, there is no need for play of a conservative nature, so bring your aggressive game with you.
There is a significant purse up for grabs along with some excellent spot prizes, including the fabulous prize of ‘Win a Round With Ron & Coops’. All of the spot prizes and skins event rules will be revealed when we meet for breakfast,
which will be served at 9.00am.
I have provided the admin team at Stonebridge Golf Club with all of the players email addresses so that they can send you a 241 voucher – Another example of the Players Rep thinking about the Society.
I have also arranged for some excellent weather with the big fella upstairs, so Bacon Bonce I suggest you bring your sun cream for your bonce.
That’s it from me for now. Look forward to seeing you all at 9.00am on Saturday morning