For those of you who weren’t informed of it, our resident hypochondriac was struggling from Jumper’s Knee, known as Patellar Teninitis, at the Spittle.
Struggling is relative, considering he opened with 4 straight pars and racked up 37 points – but we know how he plays better when wounded. Witness the WHV High of 45 points scored on Jug Sunday when he claimed in the morning to be sicker than a sick dog.
It turns out you get Jumper’s Knee from over aggressive lunging, and there was something about him not sliding properly when he’s playing his county level squash.
Just don’t get him started on the relative merits of a Kia Sportage, but only the one with 183 BHP that they don’t even let you test drive as they’re flying out of the dealers….
