Once Upon a Time…

It appears we have a bit of an epic tale developing around the 2015 WHV Open. The President has done a very nice job of summarising things in a recent email;

  • Boycie wins the 2014 CJ
  • Boycie fancies some gaff in Telford
  • telfordone of the pics you find for the phase ‘golf in telford’
  • Miller talks him into Le Touquet, which looked like a goer for a while
  • Le-Touquet-La-Mer-02ls
  • Le Touquet apparently
  • Bruce has his 40th that weekend and gets the green light from Mrs Bruce to celebrate at the CJ
  • Men-on-a-stag-night-dress-001French shenanigans
  • Noz wants Portugal and organises some sort of questionnaire
  • Catalanya-golf1Dreaming of Portugal
  • Gregs and Curt jump on that for a joint CJ/Stag, because Curt can get hold of some digs
  • £££John-and-Jan-BrooksQuality accommodations
  • Bruce now can’t make that weekend because of a work project
  • 6d7e07c2790a4fc4675dd0410c2a3a9bFull on prioritisation
  • Various random Whatsapp Groups were set up
  • BrattyTeenEveryone acted like 14 year old girls for a day, it was OMG LOL Swag
  • Rob wants Wales
  • 1440875785_f1619cdd1fBoycie was tempted too
  • We look into Portugal and came up with some prices
  • goldbar460Total price, including beer, gin and port, likely to be more than a bag of sand
  • Curt can’t get any digs
  • lochranza-golf-club-campsiteBring your own sleeping bag, pay only €900
  • Portugal is going to mean certain people can’t afford it
  • _1410071_bigissue300
  • Things start to fall apart
  • Everyone on the Whatsapp groups fell out and called each other a variety of heinous names
  • schooliesfight_wideweb__470x284,0I said that he said that you said, you’re all a bunch of cnuts
  • Boycie liked to the look of Wales
  • SHEEPPIG-2Especially the valley girls
  • Rob now can’t make the weekend, even if it is in Wales
  • Ancient-aliens-invisible-something-meme-generator-im-not-saying-you-re-an-idiot-but-you-re-a-fucking-idiot-9c05acGregs can only go if it coincides with the Stag, in Portugal
  • nonce-cliffordStay tuned for more Jug planning fun

 

  • Current Odds
  • Telford – evens
  • Wales – 3/1
  • Stonebridge – 5/1
  • Vilamoura – 20/1
  • Le Touquet – 50/1
  • Curt’s Stag Do and WHV Double Ender – 100/1
  • Bruce’s 40th and WHV Double Ender, despite being 1 day apart – name your own price…

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