It appears we have a bit of an epic tale developing around the 2015 WHV Open. The President has done a very nice job of summarising things in a recent email;
- Boycie wins the 2014 CJ
- Boycie fancies some gaff in Telford
one of the pics you find for the phase ‘golf in telford’- Miller talks him into Le Touquet, which looked like a goer for a while
- Le Touquet apparently
- Bruce has his 40th that weekend and gets the green light from Mrs Bruce to celebrate at the CJ
French shenanigans- Noz wants Portugal and organises some sort of questionnaire
Dreaming of Portugal- Gregs and Curt jump on that for a joint CJ/Stag, because Curt can get hold of some digs
Quality accommodations- Bruce now can’t make that weekend because of a work project
Full on prioritisation- Various random Whatsapp Groups were set up
Everyone acted like 14 year old girls for a day, it was OMG LOL Swag- Rob wants Wales
Boycie was tempted too- We look into Portugal and came up with some prices
Total price, including beer, gin and port, likely to be more than a bag of sand- Curt can’t get any digs
Bring your own sleeping bag, pay only €900- Portugal is going to mean certain people can’t afford it
- Things start to fall apart
- Everyone on the Whatsapp groups fell out and called each other a variety of heinous names
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I said that he said that you said, you’re all a bunch of cnuts - Boycie liked to the look of Wales
Especially the valley girls- Rob now can’t make the weekend, even if it is in Wales
Gregs can only go if it coincides with the Stag, in Portugal
Stay tuned for more Jug planning fun
- Current Odds
- Telford – evens
- Wales – 3/1
- Stonebridge – 5/1
- Vilamoura – 20/1
- Le Touquet – 50/1
- Curt’s Stag Do and WHV Double Ender – 100/1
- Bruce’s 40th and WHV Double Ender, despite being 1 day apart – name your own price…
