It appears we have a bit of an epic tale developing around the 2015 WHV Open. The President has done a very nice job of summarising things in a recent email;
- Boycie wins the 2014 CJ
- Boycie fancies some gaff in Telford
- one of the pics you find for the phase ‘golf in telford’
- Miller talks him into Le Touquet, which looked like a goer for a while
- Le Touquet apparently
- Bruce has his 40th that weekend and gets the green light from Mrs Bruce to celebrate at the CJ
- French shenanigans
- Noz wants Portugal and organises some sort of questionnaire
- Dreaming of Portugal
- Gregs and Curt jump on that for a joint CJ/Stag, because Curt can get hold of some digs
- Quality accommodations
- Bruce now can’t make that weekend because of a work project
- Full on prioritisation
- Various random Whatsapp Groups were set up
- Everyone acted like 14 year old girls for a day, it was OMG LOL Swag
- Rob wants Wales
- Boycie was tempted too
- We look into Portugal and came up with some prices
- Total price, including beer, gin and port, likely to be more than a bag of sand
- Curt can’t get any digs
- Bring your own sleeping bag, pay only €900
- Portugal is going to mean certain people can’t afford it
- Things start to fall apart
- Everyone on the Whatsapp groups fell out and called each other a variety of heinous names
- I said that he said that you said, you’re all a bunch of cnuts
- Boycie liked to the look of Wales
- Especially the valley girls
- Rob now can’t make the weekend, even if it is in Wales
- Gregs can only go if it coincides with the Stag, in Portugal
- Stay tuned for more Jug planning fun
- Current Odds
- Telford – evens
- Wales – 3/1
- Stonebridge – 5/1
- Vilamoura – 20/1
- Le Touquet – 50/1
- Curt’s Stag Do and WHV Double Ender – 100/1
- Bruce’s 40th and WHV Double Ender, despite being 1 day apart – name your own price…