In what is sure to be very helpful ahead of the forthcoming Jug, several members took advantage of the Web Donk Download to post pretty average scores and see their handicaps start to creep up…
- Mike trudged off complaining of old age, so he’s still on 19
- Martin needs one more card for his 5 stapleforth rounds – good job he’s not playing the Jug off 23 or something
- Yours truly continues to bump along off 12, missing out on a podium place for the first time this year at the download
- Noz is already properly ashamed of his playing handicap of 23 – I’m sure there’s an email or WhatsApp somewhere stating he would voluntarily play the Jug off 18, but he was probably referring to the one he’ll host in Portugal next year after spanking in 120 points over the weekend off 23.
- Mr October managed to come last in another event, and saw his cap go up one stroke to 21, probably not enough for this year, but the fifth green jacket will come when his penalties expire, surely
- The previous holder of the green jacket will be very pleased to hear his handicap has crept up by a shot to 17 – it’s time for Boyce to win again, but will he manage to conveniently come 2nd again at the Masters or Amy?
- Finally, the lunatic who was lucky to win by a slender point at West Mids didn’t see a cut – his penalty for winning a major expired, and the cut for a minor – combined with some poor recent form, sees him rising to 15 for the vinegar strokes of the tour
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