Results – WHV Golf Society

Winning Round from the Milmore Mindtwist

Web Donkey — Wed, 14 Sep 2016 22:44:57 +0000

In what is probably the lowest gross score we’ve ever seen, four members (for 14 holes, then down to 3) posted a 65 to win the Milmore Mindtwist, including 7 birdies – five of them on the back nine as we started on the 10th.

My stat tracking showed we only found 14% of the fairways, but got onto 75% of Greens in Regulation and took 1.4 putts per hole.

If you click here you can see the whole round, shot by shot – they might not be the relevant clubs, but you can see how we tore the course and the opposition to pieces. Because of poor planning and sponsorship, there were no team photos, no presentation and indeed not a whiff of a trophy, but the winning team were Hopalong Mike, Bombing Baxter, Demon Donk and Parading PK (who had to leave early to get into his chaps for a gay pride parade in Leamington).

I’ve written a proper match report, I will add it shortly.

Mike Wins His Second Skins Title

Web Donkey — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 23:51:07 +0000

To be fair, despite some incredibly spawny putting at times (wind assisted – ask Adam), I saw Mike play as well as he has in a long time, even better than picking up the Amy Austin at Princes.

The standings are all up to date – OoM, Money, Career. I haven’t cranked out the updated handicaps yet, Mike will be getting cut, and that will be it.

Great work from Pete to reinvigorate the Skins back to the inaugural format, which Mike also won, after a few years in the finanical wilderness – the new Skins Wallet is also another touch of genius, whilst solving a perennial problem at the jug.

Here are your Skins Results for 2015

Not long till the Brissle Road Trip – St Pierre has been suggested…

Result of the Brissle

Web Donkey — Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:13 +0000

New Season, Same As Last Season

Web Donkey — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 20:38:38 +0000

Last year’s three club season opener was won by Pixie Booted Quiff Sporting Millers with 42 points, and today, he did exactly the same thing, although he didn’t win by 11 shots like last year.

More details will follow in due course

Extra Details from the Masters

Web Donkey — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 22:06:33 +0000

As ever, PEDRO puts on the most complicated events, but gives the biggest money

Here is the fineage table from Saturday

And here is the play by play of the Virtual Matchplay

No word on who took the £5 Individual Stakes from the Par 3’s in the Final Four

Results from the Jug – Prizewinnerage

Web Donkey — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:20:35 +0000

Prize Monies to be confirmed after sustainable ~~theft~~ funding adjustment has been applied

2011 Prizes

What	Who	How Many?
Green Jacket	Juice	71 Points
Overnight Leader	Juice	38 Points
Overnight Hulk & Big Dog	Donk
Overnight Shark	Pres
Sunday Best	Noz	35 Points
Hulk & Big Dog	Ron
Shark	Idiot
King of Fives	Bruce	16 Points
King of Threes	Aust	20 Points

Milko captured on film…

Results from the Jug – Part One – Stapleforthage

Web Donkey — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:12:01 +0000

More to come, but this is what Bruce needs to recall his glory in the Match Report.

2011 Claret Jug

Player	2010	Roman Road	Total
Juice	38	33	71
Campo	35	32	67
Ron	29	32	61
Aust	29	31	60
Bacon	29	30	59
Donk	30	28	58
Noz	21	35	56
TD	31	18	49
Millers	22	26	48
Idiot	15	32	47
Pres	20	27	47
Prof	21	25	46
Huge	21	16	37

All posts look better with a picture, so here is the bacon sandwich Ron created at the buffet…

WHV Open 2010 Results & Presentation

Web Donkey — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 19:19:27 +0000

You know he’s not going to be as ‘forgetful’ with that as Noz occasionally was.

I drove the Pres home – the Claret Jug did not leave his grasp for the 3 hours it took us to get to Solihull

Clubroom Updates

Web Donkey — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 18:43:39 +0000

Let’s wait and see if I need to update the Board positions after Saturday night

Housekeeping – Positions after the Amy Austin

Web Donkey — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 17:51:06 +0000

The end of year stuff will be posted soon