Thanks to scientists, we have climate change to blame for the 2024 season not starting as planned. Those eggheads are responsible for how soggy everything is (even now at the end of May) – they need to spend more...
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2018 President’s Classic – Match Report
Provided by the President, and seemingly never published…until now The President’s : 28th July 2018 The President’s is the 2nd most important event on the Tour Calendar, it’s the 2nd Major of the year and it’s always a monster...
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Again, the match report was provided by the victor in his own particular style – a photograph of some gibberish typed on branded stationery, distributed on WhatsApp. All the flair comes from the Donk and his camera. 25 July...
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Text provided by the winner in the form of a photo on Whatsapp, so I’ve had to transpose it…especially because the original claimed to be sponsored by some shambles outfit called “Heartflood” The Amy Ozzle – Friday 9th October...
Continue reading...2020 Brissle Match Report
22nd August 2020 For what has been a strange year for everyone including the society, 8 of us turned up for what was unbelievably the 5th game and the 2nd major of the revised WHV 2020 calendar, a feat...
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