The spittle shield saw the return of some previous stalwarts. It was good to see former captain ron and good time boy pal o onions at the first tee. Remember that we don’t charge an annual fee for membership...
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Details of the Captains ForthPlay – from the Captain
The Captain’s Forthplay is only a couple of days away, so here are the final details: We have 11 confirmed players as follows: Skip, Pres, TD, PR, Donk, Coops, Aust, Ads, Noz, Prof & Bacon The first tee time...
Continue reading...Might as well leave it there
If anyone can do Ron at the Spittle using three clubs, good luck to them, but he’s our best golfer, he likes the track and he understands the concept of course management. I’d say the Stein is staying put...
Continue reading...Learn from King Ron: Port
The first in an ongoing series where the Players Rep reminds us mortals what it is to be an uberhuman, at golf, at gambling, at poker, at socialising, at buying pork products….his confidence in his own abilities is...
Continue reading...PEDRO Masters 2010 Match Report
By Ron Whilst I don’t know for sure, I think I can safely say that in terms of financial lay down I am Pedro Powers biggest customer on tour. As such the PEDRO MASTERS with it’s unique betting format...
Continue reading...Counting Down to the Jug…16 Days to Go
‘Doctor’ Ron Brown opens his latest consulting surgery – can you spot his department, cleverly tailored to meet his insatiable specialist fetish for oriental cludge?
Continue reading...WHVers not spotted – strangely
Biggest poker fair in Europe, on Leicester Square. Lotsa dolly birds, fast motors and sleazy looking dudes, but no sign of Noz or Ron, and I had a proper look round. They might be waiting for the action to...
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I’m not the first, and it won’t be the last time that anyone uses that particular joke Here is a message from Sponsor and Players Rep Mr Brown Here is the list of players, timings and details for the...
Continue reading...“Best” Golfer Asking for Handicap Review…
Potential scandal revealed in email thread… I noticed the following exchange in the recent emails about the forthcoming Captain’s. The opportunity was there for Board members to connive on the sensitive subject of handicaps, particularly that of Big Ron...
Continue reading...Ron’s Memories of the 2009 Jug
Great work from the players rep, providing (presumably edited) memories of St Mellion. No shots of Millers’ patented cracker fountain, or of Noz tanking the last 3 holes to save his handicap, but sure to raise a smile.
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