James Spittle

Player Name: J Spittle

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Also Known As: Spike

Society Position: Unofficially affiliated via defunct WHV football team

Joined the Tour in: Claims to have founded the tour, hotly denied by several. Attendance is sporadic

Bio: Not a golfer.

Notable for dropping 5-in-a-row into the same lake during 09 Brissle – 3 from the tee on a short par 3, and then the first two drives on the subsequent par 5. Quite a display.

Disciplinary Issues:

Events Entered:
2009 – Gibbon, Brissle
Victories: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Places: See above

Hulk Victories: ditto

Nearest-the-Pin Victories:

Strengths: Indomitable spirit in the face of a sheer lack of ability. Extraordinarily high W@nkers Cap

Weaknesses: Where to start….

What’s in the Bag?: Who knows?

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