These should be current at all times, except for when I can’t ‘donk’ immediately after an event – hence why the tables tell you which event they include performance up to…
Pay attention to the little icons at the bottom of these tables – they’ll let you ‘pop’ the tables out.
2017 Season
Money List
Career Stats
You can scroll across on this one to see Dogs and Sharks and other stats
2016 Season
End of 2015 Season
Stuff below this line goes back to the old, old days, preserved for interest only
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Order of Merit
Money List
Money won in tour events – side bets and other ‘entertainments’ are not included.
King of the Fives
Most stapleforth points scored on Par 5 holes on tour
King of the Threes
Most stapleforth points scored on Par 3 holes on tour
King of the Blobs
Holes where no stapleforth points have been scored. Sorted by blobs per round after complaints from Ron/Idiot (i.e. the WHV Putsch)
Stapleforth Points
Points scored on tour – ranked bypoints per hole
Gross Scores
Sorted by low round of the year
Donko, where is even an acknowledgment of my gross eagle that included holing out a 117 yard wedge on one of the most beautiful and challenging holes we play all year at a proper course? Eh? Miller
Where did that happen? Was it in a match report?