Player Name: J Spittle
Also Known As: Spike
Society Position: Unofficially affiliated via defunct WHV football team
Joined the Tour in: Claims to have founded the tour, hotly denied by several. Attendance is sporadic
Bio: Not a golfer.
Notable for dropping 5-in-a-row into the same lake during 09 Brissle – 3 from the tee on a short par 3, and then the first two drives on the subsequent par 5. Quite a display.
2009 – Gibbon, Brissle
Victories: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Places: See above
Hulk Victories: ditto
Strengths: Indomitable spirit in the face of a sheer lack of ability. Extraordinarily high W@nkers Cap
Weaknesses: Where to start….
What’s in the Bag?: Who knows?
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