From FFS – who stole the win, on his home track, from an Idiot Slightly later than normal for me, the update from the first WHV event for 2025, theSpittle Sheild, from Stonebridge Golf Club, Sunday 2 nd March...
Continue reading...Match Report: Captain Smashes Copt Heath Chancers and their pet bitch
It was ages ago now I sit down to write this, but the 2025 Trinimonionial was memorable for a couple of things – the Sponsor brought his “mates”, and said mates played in a fourball with the Red Queen....
Continue reading...Match Report: Captain Triumphs in Weather Shortened Event
Thanks to scientists, we have climate change to blame for the 2024 season not starting as planned. Those eggheads are responsible for how soggy everything is (even now at the end of May) – they need to spend more...
Continue reading...Captain Returns to the Winning Circle
After a long hiatus – since Trevose I think, the skipper held it together, just about, to finish on top rather than on the podium. The 2023 Amy Austin should really have been taking place in Spanish sunshine, with...
Continue reading...Match Report – 2022 Son O the Pedro
From Mad Old Boyce, again – but I do love how Christopher is now a massive obesity causing bakery 18 September 2022 The penultimate competition and final major before the CJ weekend is upon us, and what has become...
Continue reading...Match Report – 2022 Downtwist
From Beautiful Bastard Boyce (written in an unusual style that deliberately challenges the reader by mixing up the tense and active voice) 6th August 2022 The Donk Download 2022 is all set to return to The Welcome Golf Club,...
Continue reading...Match Report – 2022 Presidents
It’s a little late, but the Cat has done a sterling job by the looks of things, apart from the bumlicky apology to almighty Pres – I’ll add photos if I can find some The President’s 2022 – Stratford...
Continue reading...Counting Down to the Jug
This is to midnight, but who sleeps the night before the Jug?
Continue reading...Claret Jug 2022 Match Report
Arriving from the mind of Ron Brown, with an admirable dedication that other members could learn from… Tricky to read on the phone, so get your iPad or laptop handy to soak in the glorious memories of last year’s...
Continue reading...Match Report – Captains 2022
IDIOT PREVAILS FOR HIS SECOND V OF THE SEASON. Being ushered in to the captains parking space set the tone for what was going to be a memorable day at Dreamy Manor. With formalities done, parking negotiated, half decent...
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