The organisation was a fucking shambles. Greggers was involved and there was only one outcome. This kid couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, unless it was a Tuesday night and he was on his own and they...
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Match Report – 2021 Presidents
Sunday 11 July 2021 The 2nd major of the year and the Presidents was held at the Astbury GC near Bridgenorth. This was the first time the president had been held here and your first visit since it was...
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As we prepare for the 2022 Mindtwist Download, and get group and individual demands for money in a display of efficient administration from Miller that is quite out of character, here’s the position on outstanding match reports. Event Offender...
Continue reading...Match Report – 2022 Brissle Horn
23rd July 2022 – Report by FFS Harding The second major of the year was upon us already and just 8 of us head off to play in Rob’s (Idiot’s) Brissle competition at Kirklington Golf Course, set in the...
Continue reading...Match Report – 2022 TD Memorial
26th March- Cleeve Hill GC It was a gloriously blue sky kind of day, which welcomed us onto the top of the Cotswold’s, for the WHV season opener. The overly excitable sponsor was flitting around the clubhouse, managing player...
Continue reading...More KW (we’ll miss him in Paphos)
Looks like the sponsor had more moments to share from the #omnishambolic mat strewn seventeen hole round he put up for his 2022 event (feedback from the boys was that it was a good course if quite strange)
Continue reading...King Wanker Is The King of Wankers
Even though he isnt the OoM champ, our leading narcissist can’t resist teeing off the tour with the Spoon Shame and discredoration that would usually warrant a penalty of having to eat all Claret Jug meals with a (wooden)...
Continue reading...2021 Donk Download Match Report
It’s August and Summer is supposed to be here, but even though the MET office has issued weather warnings for rain and thunderstorms all week, there are 9 of us due to play the Donk Download, at The Welcome,...
Continue reading...2021 Son of the Pedro Match Report
The penultimate competition before the CJ weekend was here, and 16 of us (including two of Leigh’s mates) headed off to play Oxford Golf course, the oldest course in Oxford, for the Son of Pedro at Youngun’s (Leigh’s) home...
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